Free Wifi ($FREEWIFI)

Current Assets

Read from the bonding curve every ten seconds · last read —

WYFI held on the curve—

WYFI to graduate—

Price per $FREEWIFI—

Of the way there—

Status—

The curve does not trade, lend or invest the WYFI. It hands it back to whoever sells.

Terms

Quoted inWYFI

Supplyfixed

Team allocationnone

Graduates at71.43% of supply sold

Graduates intolocked Uniswap v4 pool

Sellingany time the curve is open

Buy $FREEWIFI with WYFI on pons

No lock, no vesting, no refund window. The curve is the refund: sell back into WYFI whenever it is open. Trading fees are pons' business; this page collects nothing.

Statement

No password. No limits. No idea who else is on it.

$FREEWIFI is a fixed-supply token on a bonding curve quoted in WYFI. When the curve has sold 71.43% of the supply it graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. There is no team allocation, no treasury and no plan.

One meme per stock, the second pons pairs it. This is the WYFI one.

Questions nobody asked

What is Free Wifi?

No password. No limits. No idea who else is on it.

What is it paired with?

WYFI, the tokenized WhiteFiber, Inc. stock on Robinhood Chain. Buying $freewifi means spending WYFI. Selling $freewifi gives WYFI back. The pairing is the joke.

Is this affiliated with WhiteFiber, Inc.?

No.

Does it do anything?

No. It is a meme paired with a stock. The joke is the whole product.

What happens when the curve fills?

It graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool against WYFI, and the seal on this page turns gold.

Can I sell?

Any time the curve is open, back into the pair token. There is no lock, no vesting and no refund window, because the curve is the refund.

Who made this?

A bot that writes one meme per stock the moment pons approves the pair. It is a side project, and it is for laughs.

Can I lose money?

Yes. Obviously.

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Questions nobody asked

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